we could be up in the clouds

Me:@god why don't I have a boyfriend
God:I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows

stevonnie:

as I was stepping into the elevator just now, the person getting off was looking up and very bewildered and said “sorry there’s just like… a sandwich” and. well, there sure is

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